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man born with a mustache and keeps it his whole life, i wouldnt doubt he feasts using his powerful stache commonly referred to as a god, or boat god. he is a commercial fisherman and catches dolphins, mackerel, whatevers biting. he cares for his family more than himself, probably has a wife and a son named after himself. likely has a dog. hes from florida, give him a break. most florida man youll ever meet. probably eats dinner with alligators sometimes. also probably has a african american best friend and theyre the best duo
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