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The sport occasionally played in the South Western region of America. The sport Involves two teams of Combatant teams of 2 or and 1 or more Cannonade teams, the game itself is where the Combatant team rides mini bikes while holding a Poo net or Poo scoop (long handled and short varieties used by different positions in the game) in order to scoop up animal faeces and throw into the opponents toilet via throwing or rolling, and the Cannonade team providing artillery support for their respective team. The game is usually played in well opened parks due to the abundance of dog droppings and favourable biking conditions. The game features three roles: the majority of a standard Poolo Aggress or Defense team made of 11 players has 7 Stoolmen with short Poo scoops for scooping and a Scoop shield to block opponents Poo scoops from jabbing them, 3 Porcelmen with long Poo nets for catching high velocity turds and a Poo sprayer to spray disruptive poo beams into oncoming turds, and 1 Stool Master to direct the team’s plans and actions. The 2 supporting Cannonade team of both teams uses Poo bows, Poo ballistas, Poo Trebuchets, and Poo cross bows to cause anal disarray on the other team.
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