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Matthew Hirst is a lanky person with green eyes. He has a gigantic horse cock with a minimum size of 13 inches. He only likes to bang short girls and has destroyed at least 3 pelvises. Has a fetish for guys named Jacob. He is known for stealing girlfriends, especially short chicks.
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