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Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK. Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her! Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet! Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake. If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
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