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Winching is when you take a big poo poo and that hot steamy nugget of shit you produced has to be evaluated and measured in diameter, weight, and most of all, surface area. We do not measure such a delicate life form in cm or in kg because it doesn't have the right definition to explain the hugeness of your poo. Rumors say that the genus world record holder is Damian up at 69 winch. But, only You can decide if that statement true or not. So next time you sit on the potty, Don't just flush it away. Winch it. WINCH IT HARD!!
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