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A dumb fake bitch that pretends to be your friend but is really jealous of you the whole time, she tries to trap dudes by telling them she’s taking birth control when she’s not because she thinks that they’ll stay with her boiled asparagus smelling vagina if she has their babies, she loves to run her mouth on the internet but doesn’t have anything to say in person.
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