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A unique specimen of man evoked by cargo pants, tall white socks, and sandals (usually sourced from your local convenience store although some may feed off your city's Walmart) made notable by the unique stench of his balls, which are reminiscent of a Doritos taco shell from Taco Bell left inside a gym sock for three years inside of a YMCA locker room. David is often discovered at the scene of a petty theft or behind the fence of your lawn, pouring gasoline on your plants and feeding a neurotoxin to your yappy dog because it stole from his cookout.
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