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bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin. copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1. fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly. GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints. hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging. lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly. mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer. popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap. sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge. topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring. wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
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