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When your girl has the booze poos on the DL after a hard night of drinking, and in the middle of you doing her doggie style, she sneezes and sprays shit all over your stomach, but rather than stopping, you take the opportunity to grab onto her hair and hold on for dear life like she’s a mechanical bull that’s short circuiting.
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