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Some fat, drunk, white guy who sneaks into your house at night by riding a sleigh pulled by magic flying reindeer.  He lives in the North Pole, and gets a group of slaves, or "elves", to make all his toys for him. Kindof like a plantation.   Santa only works one day of the year, and in many kids shows, he suddenly comes down with a cold (OH MY GOD NOT A FUCKING COLD) on the one day he has to work, so he gets to stay home all day and gets pampered by Mrs.Claus, his wife, while the main character of the show is out delivering presents to all the kids in the world.          Also known as: Father Christmas, Kriss Kringle, Saint Nick.   "Santa" re-arranged is "Satan"        He see's you when you're sleeping.        He knows when you're awake.        He knows if you've been bad or good.        And you're somewhere on his creepy list.         If you're on the naughty list, he will sneak into your house and give you a lump of coal in your stocking. And if you're really lucky, he might give you a swift spanking because you've been such a naughty boy or girl.   If you're on the nice list, he'll give a shitload of expensive things for your spoiled bitchass, and possibly a swift spanking in the bedroom, just because he wants to.

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