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He is the meaning of perfection. He is smart as fuck, most of the times faster than a calculator. He will make you question your existence because of how perfect he is. He is athletic and can run faster than the speed of light. Be sure to close your eyes when he is near you, because most likely you can not handle his awesomeness. He is hotter than the whole frickin sun. Even the most straight boys get a boner when they see that big chunky ass. The only reason that he is still a virgin is because he is scared that his penis is too large and it might kill someone. by his homie, Arman
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