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The boy every mother dreams of having. Strikingly handsome with brown hair and beautiful sky blue eyes. Because he accepts nothing short of perfection, no one has to set the bar for him in whatever he chooses to do. As a result, he wakes up every morning and pisses excellence. He watched his step dad pitch a baseball, then grabbed the ball and pitched strikes with both arms. This is the dude who saw a funny cartoon on YouTube, and 3 months later had taught himself to animate at a professional level...probably just so that he could create the most hilariously offensive trashing of his little sister’s favorite Peppa Pig episode.
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