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A traditional British way to impregnate women. It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina. Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it. It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
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