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A crossover SUV, crossover, or "SUV coupe" is basically a normal SUV with less storage space, headroom, and seats that's trying to be more "sporty" but failing miserably. Some could also be described as a hatchback or estate/station wagon that's been lifted and made to look bigger while adding a sloping roof, making it in fact smaller on the inside. Crossovers usually have the features of virtually no offroad capability, a high centre of gravity, more weight than a normal car, worse fuel economy than they'd have if they were lower (i.e. if they were a wagon or a hatchback), a higher price, and fucking hideous appearances. Crossovers tend to be driven by: -people with weird taste -people with vision impairment -people who easily fall victim to the seductive whisperings of car salespeople -soccer moms -people who think they're better than everyone and thus need to sit high up, no matter the cost -people who have a large disposable income and so little interest in what car they drive that their sheer lack of taste is perceptible to the naked eye -Americans -mindless trend-followers -people with 2 children who couldn't possibly fit in the back of a normal car, SUV, or minivan with the same amount of or more seats and more rear headroom

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