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Mariana is a weird specimen. She has dirty ass blonde hair but believes it's nice regular blonde and to top it all off she has boring brown eyes, or as she says "THEY'RE HAZEL!". Mariana walks around looking like a warped little creature and hates everyone but above all else she idolises some other disturbed character named César. All in all she's a freak of nature and god help you if you come across her. She can sometimes be alright.
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