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A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
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