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Ethan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He will be your wonderwall and will constantly be on your mind. He will stick by your side through thick and thin. He will be the most amazing boyfriend, and will be the type to show up at your house at 9:30 pm with a bag of doritos. He will show you every beautiful thing you never saw in yourself and the world. And then he will leave. You will ask yourself what you did wrong. You will cry. You will not speak to him for years, but never fall in love with anyone else. You will end up back on his doorstep years later. Ethan is a drug. You are addicted. You will always relapse.
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