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Your having sex and you crack an egg on that bitches head then put your hand up her arse and pull shit out make her eat it and smoosh it on her face then fill her arse with Heinz beans nut in her and smoke a spliff then absolutely batter her and leave diving out the window into pedo Jim’s car
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