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Levona is that kind of girl that get hit on literally every day. She has this obvious kind of beauty that makes all of the guys (and some lesbians) turn their head. She’s a good listener and will try to give you always the best advise, even though it can sometimes be the worst advise you’ve ever heard. A Levona is a kind of person with a lot of weird principles and ideas, and she’s always sure that she is right. Even though most of times she’s so very wrong The Levona will always look for a way to pick a fight, or at least to begin a discussion. She’s always looking for ways to prove she’s better and superior than you, but there is no reason to get pissed by it, because that’s just the way she is. It’s in her nature. Sometimes, the Levona will make a new statement, of something she’ll never do- for instance- driving through a fast lane. But, notice this: after a while, she’ll pretend as if she never made that kind of statement and will try to prove you wrong by telling you she never said such a thing, whilst DRIVING THROUGH A FAST LANE. In tha. That said, Levona also makes a wonderful friend. She’ll give you food when you’re hungry, she’ll listen to you whining about you’re stupid little problems while you’re on your period. Their a rare kind, the levonas. When you find one, keep her close. She’s gonna be you very best friend and you dearest soul mate. Don’t fall for her lame tricks though. She’ll drive you so crazy, but is worth it.
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