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Originally coined by Chris Rock, a whore uniform is clothing that makes a man assume that the woman he is looking at is a prostitute, or at least a hoochie. It usually consists of and and/or all of the following (all clothing items prefixed with the word "tight"): High heels Very short skirt Fishnet stockings Tube top and/or tankini Leather jacket Excess of makeup Overdone hair If a woman has any of these characteristics she is not allowed by urban law to cause physical or verbal harm to a man that approaches her under the assumption that she is a prostitute.
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