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The peace of dry hair but oily but kinda soft crunchy old fries you got at 2 am at Burger King type texture you pull out of the drain when it gets clogged because your mom kept denying there was anything wrong with the drain but you continuously told her it was because when you took your 3 and a half hour baths while listening to the gummy bear album on repeat you didn’t have to close the drainage because the hair would do it for you which kinda helped you out in the long run but you denied it because you wanted to fix it because you wanted to be considered the “bob the builder” in the house because that was your life long dream that your ex neighbor always stole from you because “she looked more like bob then you did” but actually you did because your ex neighbor had brown hair and you had the same color hair as bob so you knew you were supposed to be him because the resemblance was impeccable.
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