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A JankyJooJoo is an entitled little brat, a manslut and is diagnosed with Micropenis. The CANCER filled Mutt is an example of the complete opposite of what your children should be. The result of horrible parenting. Honestly, he would be better off in a crusty old Adidas sock. His intellectual capability is within the negatives. His brain is as jumbled as a jigsaw puzzle and his mind is as thick as Hollandaise dressing on my fucking Sunday roast. Alas, he can be good at times as long as there is someone responsible for guiding the young fellow. His speech and literature is as truthful as Pinocchio. He loves to flex his genitalia size yet it is as small as his brain, which is only visible under a microscope used by the top scientist's at NASA.
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