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See fat ass. – (noun) The ‘Chompmyster’ is a individual that endeavours to ruin films for entire audiences through the consummation of ‘noisy’ food such as crisps and haribo. Another characteristic is the inability to stop talking, even when asked to do so. Often physical force has to be used , such is the iron will of these individual. How to spot a ‘Chompmyster’:- these individuals are usually seated alone, as friend move away from them to avoid noise. They are always obese (around 4-5ft in diameter.) They will always have food with them, no matter how expensive the cinema food is. ‘Chompmysters’ sit near the middle of the cinema to maximise there disruptive influence, aka ruining the film for everyone.
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