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A girl, either ugly, fat, or unpopular, that believes she is a splitting image of [Jessica Simpson]. Most usually, this girl has a very warped mind about the world, women in general, and mainly herself. She is led to believe due to this disorder that since she is so much like [Jessica Simpson], she should be treated as such. If in any case you fail to treat her this way, with all her power, she will attempt to make you conform. Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out [menstrual cycle], lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common. Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.
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