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Southend - Voted Number 1 holiday destination for tramps at the annual homeless awards Southend on sea - pronounced (Saafend) by natives, is the original home for cult gangs such as the 'Pol Pack', 'AOB (Army Of Blue) and newer factions such as '12 Block'. The schools are all pretty shit and reek of special measures and if you are meant to be on lockdown because of a deadly virus that is infecting the whole world, then come to our beaches. it It doesn't matter if you're from southend or not. Nobody has to social distance. Apparently everybody is either immune or can't afford a newspaper let alone a television set to watch the news. Either of those reasons or everyone is as thick as dog shit. Probably the latter. If you have at least 2 different 'baby mums', a failed rap career, sell drugs or have been to prison then look no further for love as women will fall at your feet in southend.
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