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Very prudish, thinks masturbating is cheating. Dislikes every show or movie that shows any type of nudity. Serial pet owner. Bland cook; thinks Swanson tv dinners are gourmet. Lives for bingo. Absolutely must visit mother 3x per week. Dresses in a 90's frumpy fashion. Has a sensible haircut. Thinks "getting wild" is drinking wine coolers on a Saturday night. Uses the phrases "I'm so bad" and "Delish".
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