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Acronym. Terminal Lack Of Pussy. A condition that arises in heterosexual males (or, possibly, homosexual females) who have not had sexual intercourse in a long period of time. Symptoms include irritability, lack of concentration,lowered standards, hairy palms and morning wood. Pronounced "Tee-lop"
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