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Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself. Beefie was [married to] Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. [Eventually] they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, [according to] prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it. Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government. Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
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