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from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.
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