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Researchers suggest the Perfect Male Height is between 6’0” - 6’3”, and women suggest the Ideal Male Height is 5’11”, with male heights as low as 5’8” - 5’5” being Too Short. However, this data doesn’t account for men who are 5’10.5”, as they are below the Perfect and Ideal male heights, and yet are greatly above heights that are considered as Too Short. When factoring this new data into the Male Height Algorithm, the results become clear. Men who are 5’10.5” have reached what’s known as the True Ideal Male Height. The True Ideal Male Height is in many ways better than the Perfect and Ideal male heights, because research has proven that 5’10.5” men wield significantly longer and thicker schlongs, according to studies.
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