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Descriptive Noun. First part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals. An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts. A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts. A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action. A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
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