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The upper-middle class soccer/gymnastics/PTA/church mom who gives out raisins/fruit snacks/dental floss on Halloween, is constantly asking to speak to the manager, makes her kids wear a purity ring/wait until marriage, posts bad inspirational quotes and Bible quotes on Facebook, and drives a Dodge Caravan, all the while rocking a blonde side-bob. She can be seen wearing New Balance sneakers, cargo pants/joggers, and some sort of patterned v-neck t-shirt. AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS, but if you do happen to run into her, tread VERY LIGHTLY, and don't say anything remotely liberal, because she will go off on you about how abortion is murder, vaccination is bad, etc, etc.
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