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There are three reasons you're here a) You do not know what the fuck you're meant to do with your life. b) It sounds like you're about to say the word fuck. c) It's very likely you're an alien that has escaped from Area 51, and has stole a phone from a humanoid and you're trying to figure out how to use its keyboard
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