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1. Hobomelon is an infectious & contagous disease that is spread through the body, starting at the penis. The disease is aquired from fornicating with homeless people. The disease effects the penis in such ways as swelling it up to the size of a watermelon.. it also moves slowly & painfully up to the brain, in return causing severe & intense brain damage resulting in exponential loss of IQ at a quick pace.
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