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Jaegerboarding is when you sniff mustard off of a watermelon, take a hit from a joint, put mustard on a can of bud light and smash the can open on your head, drink the bud light, take a hit from a bong, smash the bong to pieces, drink half a glass off Jaegermeister, smash the earlier mentioned watermelon on your head, lie on the floor and pour the remaining Jaegermeister over your eyes and finally smash the bottle to the floor. Youth does this to assert dominance over their peers.
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