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When you put a moldy, old cucumber in the freezer for a day, take it out at a family function and persuade your friend to go upstairs with you. Then you proceed to shove the cucumber in orifice of your friends body, and roughly fisting the anus with your foot until it bleeds. You make them lick up their own blood and make them spit it in your mouth whilst you ejaculate in their right eye causing blindness.
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