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The adjective Glink, is a genre of people who are usually fat, or a loser. Glinks spend their days wasting away on social media and seem to argue with everybody. Glinks are not very hygienic, some may even never shower. Glinks have a broad definition but the idea is they are obnoxious losers that waste away their pathetic lives online or with an attitude nobody likes.
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