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Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it. people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to): downing half a pint of Malibu making a sex tape attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius confessing their love for anyone called Holly breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl quick trips to the hospital having a threesome being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way sleep on a trampoline and most importantly pissing them self's Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them
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