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Alyssa is a girl that loves being choked, she enjoyes farts and poo jokes all year round. How can somebody not love an Alyssa. She's the type of girl to text you while pooping just to tell you she is pooping. Horsie Poo is a nickname an Alyssa prefers being called during a romantic session. She loves drugs, booze and god. She has a thing for older guys and dads and occasionally grandfathers too. She flirts with a lot of guys at once and loves to lead people on.
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