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To be a pook is to embody all things good. Once you become a pook, your days suddenly will feel brighter, your apple juice will taste sweeter and you'll finally get that promotion you've been waiting on for the last 3 months at work. For the first time in 4 years, Jessica from Starbucks will finally remember you by your first name instead of your daily order of a Venti Cold brew with two Splenda on the side. Heck- she'll actually spell your name right, too. The next thing you know, you'll spontaneously lose that dreaded 5 pounds you just haven't been able to shed without even trying. Your skin will become clearer, your smile will become brighter. Your life- it will become wholesome. You will become complete. To be a pook, is to be one with the pooko. Once you are one with the pooko, the pooko will become one with you. Believe in the pooko.
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