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a name short for alcohol, algae, arson, al dente, alfredo linguini, alonzo, aluminium and more. a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like: • “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows” • “can transformers have boobs?” • “take the couch, we still here” • “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government” (also lost his virginity in a church parking lost) anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.
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