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Jerk Off Instructions. A millennial phenomenon, wherein a selfish generation managed to become even shittier at sex by demanding female partners (mostly paid, always bored) instruct them on how to handle their own feckless anatomy. Nevermind that having been born with a vagina offers limited insight into male self pleasure. And so she performs a kind of thankless one woman show, cheerleading a monosyllabic goon to orgasm.
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