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Wan Lo is both a renowned musician and a music teacher. His age is unknown but he is confirmed to have survived multiple big-bangs in several alternate timelines. He claims to have seen the world end and the creation of the universe multiple times. However, this was not proven. Though not the youngest person on Earth, he looks surprisingly young for a man who claimed to be 85281028332 million years old(unconfirmed). His head is almost bald, and he has a grotesque face full of wrinkles. He is also a mini-boss in the game LSC: Real Life. He deals damage and stuns nearby enemies with his trusty melodica(which he named The Wanlodica). He can also confuse, damage, and slow enemies in front of him by shooting a ray of light from his shiny bald head. Although he is a renowned and well-known musician, his music is known for how utterly awful it is. Therefore, you should think twice before attending his concerts or music lessons without noice-cancelling headphones or actually attending them at all.
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