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To have ANY man tell you he loves you, turns you out like his top producing prostitute after popping out two spectacular children only to Restrain you LEGALLY from your millions and THEN file for a simple 50/50 DIVORCE, only to have you arrested, twice or more, and then thrown in jail 90 days later and for six long grueling months only to have you pop back out of jail to hire a very very very NASTY Divorce Lawyer of their own
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