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An Italian guy with crazy eye lashes and too many toe nails. His love of g-strings is only matched by his love of socks. He smells like body odor mixed with pickles. Angelos wog slow but are fast to lay bricks, with killer dance moves like the centipede and the armadillo skip. He makes babies that look like Dr. Fauci so he’ll always be one of a kind. Angelos can grow a kneecap in half an hour that make all the ladies hilarious and the fellas lying snakes. He understands more Latin than he speaks and speaks more sign language than he understands. Angelos will live lives of rich sky diving and cheap belly dancing. Run to the Budweiser factory this Sunday to get yourself and Angelo before they run out!
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