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When a woman wears the same thong for a month straight while never showering. Then she takes her thong and makes her lover wear it like a lvl 10 crusty helm of [destruction] with the ability to keep STDs away simply by scaring them away from the [overwhelming] stench. Used in some developing countries as a defense against [Mormon Missionaries].
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