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A guy that looks the giraffe from Madagascar. Has an incredibly long neck. Milk expires by the time it reaches his stomach. If he painted himself brown and stood in a forest, no one would notice him. Planes and satellites crash into his neck. If someone asked him what the weather was like up there, he would not be able to hear on account of his head being so far up from the Earth.
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