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Clocko The act of squatting buck naked over the face of a sleeping person while pulling both the right and left butt cheeks apart as far as possible, centering your sphincter within 1 to 2 inches above the sleeping person's nose and releasing a fart, preferable as the sleeping person is inhaling.
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