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The biggest cunt. His catchphrase is "Hala Madrid" which makes every person hate Madrid. He's an alcoholic, and not in the good way. He cannot whisper, or just talk at a normal volume. Closeted homo; once said he was 100% straight, now admits to being 70/30. Touches men way too often. A lightweight; thinks he remembers a night of drinking, has no fucking clue what's happening. Smashing bottles is his aim, being a twat is his game. Shit at FIFA. "I am so rich" is his motto. Falls in love with women too easily (is a surprise he has actually slept with one though). Lives and breathes Ukraine. Partially xenophobic; very racist.
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