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A bagel filled with snot. Feeds on: Unknown. Seems to absorb matter through skin. Activity and Behaviour: Active during the day, sleeps in a swimming pool at night, behaves in an extremely annoying and idiotic way, thinks itself intelligent and strong, when is entirely a liquid and requires transport everywhere. Assessment: Kill on sight
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